Survivor Report Cards

What If Cricket Was Survivor?

Part 1: Drama, sport and Gungans

5 hrs ago •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 10

Featuring demon skulls, snoozing, monkey paws, opening speeches and jury questions

Sep 7 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 9

Featuring rewriting history, primate-free challenges, monkey business, counter-shenanigans and 750 credit scores

Sep 3 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 8

Featuring going to the end, tropes, flashbacks, tearing advantages in two and obvious boots

Sep 1 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 7

Featuring spelling bees, French confessionals, buckets with holes, Rogue Tommi Content™ and preferential voting

Aug 31 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 6

Featuring being upfront, frenemy sitches, literal beams, not knowing Lisa and Ralph Wiggum

Aug 26 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 5

Featuring merge auctions, cookie monsters, spell-offs, lightning and Xenomorphs

Aug 26 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 4

Featuring Florence Pugh, dithering, telekinesis, rocks and firemaking, and shoes

Aug 25 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 3

Featuring atheism, falling down wells, contractually mandated conversions, being scared of Kirby and chocolate milk

Aug 19 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 2

Featuring banana etiquette, yikes gestures, pun-based votes, regicide v deicide and whims

Aug 18 •

Australian Survivor Report Card - Australia v The World - Episode 1

Featuring doing it, splitting spoils, standard definition television, stupidly heavy building blocks and DONDI

Aug 18 •

So You’re Tired of Swimming In Vomit

A guide to switching from Twitter to BlueSky

Aug 16 •

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