Featuring being willing to accept bribes, the inevitability of Joe Root and DIY Morpheus off the long run
England non-bazball scoring, what's worse?
And Stokes defying Dan's comment'ry curse
Now Root has his eye on catchin'
The 3 runs per innings better Sachin
Worse yet, Liebke has us writing his verse!
Leader in the clubhouse!
I squeezed extra syllables in everywhere, but self editing has never been my strong point
England non-bazball scoring, what's worse?
And Stokes defying Dan's comment'ry curse
Now Root has his eye on catchin'
The 3 runs per innings better Sachin
Worse yet, Liebke has us writing his verse!
Leader in the clubhouse!
I squeezed extra syllables in everywhere, but self editing has never been my strong point