England v India Fourth Test, Day Three Report Card

Featuring being willing to accept bribes, the inevitability of Joe Root and DIY Morpheus off the long run

Being Willing To Accept Bribes
Grade: B+

Sadly, due to a combination of social obligations, a need for sleep, and a general vague air of boredom imbued within me by the utter ineptitude of India’s bowling, I only got to see about an hour’s worth of play on this third day.

Of course, within two balls of sitting on the couch, Ollie Pope was out caught at sli…