England v India Third Test, Day One Report Card

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Saying Inapplicable Words
Grade: C

I missed the first hour of this Test, which meant I also missed (presumably) Shubman Gill saying any word other than ‘heads’ or ‘tails’ at the toss, thereby ensuring Ben Stokes would win it and have to decide whether he’d stick to his fourth-innings-chasing guns or, chastened by the events of the previous match, unstick …