England v India Second Test, Day One Report Card

Featuring Peek-A-Bumrah, Alice in Wonderland stumps and Morpheus off the long run

Peek-A-Bumrah
Grade: B+

Heading into the second Test, everybody’s attention was being stolen by the India brains trust playing a rather adorable little game of Peek-A-Bumrah.

“Where’s Jasprit? Where’s Jasprit?” Gautam Gambhir would ask, in a sing-song voice, hands over the eyes of the assembled media. Then he’d joyfully remove his hands and shout “There he…