Australia v England Fourth Test, Day One Report Card

Featuring particular sets of skills, lashings, The Madness That Is Harry Brook™ and Scott Boland opening

Particular Sets of Skills
Grade: C

With this ridiculous Ashes series wrapped up after just eleven days, this fourth Test promised the opportunity for both teams to become even ridiculouser. Between Tests, video footage had emerged of a shitfaced Ben Duckett wandering around during England’s now infamous Noosa trip that has since been described as a ‘stag …