Women’s Ashes Test Report Card, Day Five,
Featuring Ashleight Gardner
Ashleight Gardner
Grade: A
The fifth day began with England trying to once again regenerate, a la the top tier X-Men franchise mainstays such as Wolverine, Deadpool or Rocky Balboa, after yet another cellular disintegration blow from Australia in the previous evening session.
This time, they were unable to do so, finally succumbing to the spin bowling of Ashleigh Gardner, who proceeded to take eight wickets in Australia’s second innings. Ashleight Gardner, if you will.
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