West Indies v England Report Card

Featuring overly nostalgic Spielberg homages, Skewe's Constant, nominative determinism and pouring one's self

Overly Nostalgic Spielberg Homages
Grade: D

Into the Super 8 (directed by JJ Abrams, starring Joel Courtney, Elle Fanning, and Kyle Chandler) stage we head, with England taking on the West Indies first up.

(Well, technically second up. South Africa beat the USA in the first game of this overly nostalgic Spielberg homage stage, but that was when I was asle…