West Indies v Australia Third Test, Day One Report Card

Featuring entitled Australian fans, one-upmanship and Crazy Pat and Alex’s end-of-season clearance sale

Entitled Australian Fans
Grade: A-

After months of complaining from monstrously entitled Australian fans such as myself, annoyed that most of this series was taking place during Our Dreamy Hours, the West Indies finally saw sense and scheduled this third Test as a day-nighter.

Immensely grateful to them for that, of course. It’s very kind to distort their …