West Indies v Australia Second Test, Day Two Report Card

Featuring Morpheus off the long run

Jul 04, 2025

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Morpheus Off The Long Run

I didn’t see a single minute of the second day of this Test, Dame Slumber instead embracing me for its entirety. So I missed the West Indies being bowled out for 253, and Australia falling to 2/12 at stumps, a lead of 45.

Here’s what else I missed while asleep.

The bowlers took wickets via the ol’ caught and bowled
Some takes quite…

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