Sri Lanka v Australia First ODI Report Card
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Steve Smith showed up to the first ODI against Sri Lanka, surrounded by cricketing toddlers, a kind of fidgety, displaced Pied Piper. Australia had lost the last of their three ‘big quicks’ (so called because they like to watch 1980s Tom Hanks movies at 1.5x speed) for the upcoming Champions Trophy and so were preparing for that…
