Second Semi-Final - South Africa v Australia Report Card

Featuring little pigs, balloon rubbing, 213 and more mature approaches

Little Pigs
Grade: D

With South Africa and Australia meeting one another in a World Cup semi-final yet again, pretty much everybody was reminiscing like it was 1999.

“Remember that game?” they were all saying. “With the Curb Your Enthusiasm ending? Good stuff.”

Fewer people were reminiscing about 2007. Probably because Prince - in a cruel marketing misstep …