Pakistan v England First Test Report Card, Day Four
Featuring Cookie Monster v Scrooge McDuck redux and cover-ups
Cookie Monster v Scrooge McDuck Redux
Grade: B+
Joe Root and Harry Brook continued to bathe in runs, before England suddenly collapsed in the sweaty 790s and were forced to declare on 7/823.
Pakistan then showed them what collapsing was all about.
Cover-Ups
Grade: D
It began with the very first ball, Abdullah Shafique doing his bes…
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