Pakistan v Australia First ODI Report Card

Featuring special theories of cricketing relativity, 1000th ODIs, and Morpheus off the long run

Special Theories of Cricketing Relativity
Grade: B-

(tapping microphone) Is this thing on? Yes? (clears throat)

And… we’re back. I mean, sort of. The IPL is still technically going, but the power of its gravitational pull is weakening as more and more teams are eliminated from its sheer space-time-cricket distorting mass. (And, once again, a massive thank …