New Zealand v England Second Test, Day Three Report Card
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Not Being Dirty
Grade: C
Day three began with Joe Root on 73, and England batted on long enough for him to bring up his century in the manner of a circus clown, with a disgusting ramp shot for four.
Come on, now, Joseph. You’re better than this. Leave that tomfoolery for the distractible children in the team, and set an example for once in your 10,000+ ru…
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