New Zealand v England Second Test, Day One Report Card
Featuring not sticking to one's statements, less-peripatetic timelines and not being Nightcrawler
Not Sticking To One’s Statements
Grade: C
The Day of Infinite Test Cricket™ (England v New Zealand heading into Australia v India heading into South Africa v Sri Lanka and back again, like a never-ending möbius strip of bat-and-ball joy) began in Wellington with New Zealand winning the toss and politely asking England if they wouldn’t mind having a bat fi…
