New Zealand v Australia First Test Report Card, Day Four
Featuring a Morpheus on Elm Street
A Morpheus on Elm Street
Grade: C+
New Zealand arrived on the fourth day, daring to dream. But the Australians also arrived, daring to vigorously shake them awake. Dreaming, after all, is dangerous stuff. Anybody who’s been caught in the middle of a Sandman v Freddy Krueger showdown can tell you this.
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