New Zealand v Australia Second Test Report Card, Day One
Featuring a lack of Kuldeep Yadav, guards of honour and Matt Henry's baby shoes
A Lack of Kuldeep Yadav
Grade: F
Pat Cummins won the toss for the second Test against New Zealand and elected to let Josh Hazlewood ‘do some fucked up shit’. After the match referee clarified with Cummins that he meant with the ball, rather than the bat (you never know), the Test got under way.
Early on, it appeared that Hazlewood was going to go the same …
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