New Zealand v Australia First T20 Report Card

Featuring T20 aperitifs, Black Cap celebrity emulations and not cheating

T20 Aperitifs
Grade: D

So, apparently, the Australia and New Zealand’s men’s cricket teams had a look at the schedule, saw that their female counterparts (not actual counterparts - they weren’t regenerating like Time Lords or Ghostbusters or Michael J Fox in Back To The Future 2 or anything) were due to play in the women’s World Cup, and came up with an i…