A man walks into an Apple Store
MAN: One apple, please.
WOMAN: (sighing) It’s not that kind of apple store, sir.
MAN: Are you saying you don’t sell apples?
WOMAN: Of course we don’t. You know that.
MAN: I know no such thing. I was simply overcome with a craving for a juicy apple, and then, noticing I was outside a so-called…
