J is also for Jurassic Park
Bite-sized summaries of the Jurassic Park franchise
Jurassic Park (1993): Sam Neill is invited by an eccentric billionaire (Steven Spielberg) to experience his startling new entertainment venture (this movie), only for it to be swiftly overrun by bizarre (Jeff Goldblum), otherworldly (Laura Dern) and terrifying (the two brat kids) creatures.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997): Four years after the original movie, a family of picnicking screenwriters discovers that there was a secret second Jurassic Park movie, a revelation that sees Goldblum return, albeit too late to prevent a nonsensical ‘T-Rex roams San Diego’ climax from being added to the script.
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