India v England Fourth Test Report Card, Day Four
Featuring aerial Anderson and Jurel repetition
Aerial Anderson
Grade: C+
India started the fourth day in an absolute bloody rush, Rohit Sharma and Yashasvi Jaiswal galloping along towards the target at five runs an over.Ā
Perhaps there was some kind of IPL auction to attend (they do tend to sneak up on me - probably because I donāt have millions of dollars at stake in them). Or perhaps nobody had told Jaiswal the double century was off the table.Ā
Either way, a ten wicket India victory definitely loomed likely. But then Joe Root took a wicket.
Now, for some time (ie, since yesterday afternoon), Iāve been calling on commentators, whenever Root next takes a diving catch, to refer to it as āthe aerial Rootā. Ideally, the sentence would take the form of āJadeja takes the aerial route, and the aerial Root takes Jadejaā.
Good wordplay. Fun stuff. Something Iāll never remember to do whenever it actually happens, so Iām crowdsourcing it.
Root didnāt get aerial here. But Jimmy Anderson did off Rootās bowling. So, for now, Iām calling it an āaerial Andersonā. Just to keep the idea in the zeitgeist.
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