India v Australia Sole Test Report Card, Day One

Featuring weirdly specific bus timetables, comedy umpiring and Christopher Nolan film mixes

Weirdly Specific Bus Timetables
Grade: C+

Oh, look at that! The Australian women are playing a Test match. Good for them. This one’s in India, and it comes hot on the heels of a Test between India and England just a week ago. We’re overrun with the bloody things. They’re like buses. You wait for ages for one to come along, only for two to arrive together,…