India v Australia First ODI Report Card

Featuring disrespect, lacklustre running and things in sleeves

Disrespect
Grade: D-

Hey! You! There in the shirt. Did you know there’s a World Cup starting in, like, two weeks? And not one of those T20 World Cups that are always starting in two weeks. A proper, honest to goodness, ODI World Cup.

Well, there is. Sure, the ICC and BCCI have tried to hide this fact from us, doing their usual shell game of ‘ohhhh… you wan…