England v Zimbabwe One-Off Test, Day Three Report Card
Featuring Dionysus off the short run
Dionysus Off The Short Run
A dinner party meant that I missed the third and final day of this Test (except for one brief moment when I flicked on the TV just before bed and saw a confused Shoaib Bashir bowl a Zimbabwe batter, then throw his head back in exasperated disappointment - so, maybe not a dinner party at all, but some kind of hallucinogenic-laced Mad Hatter-style tea party?).
Regardless, here’s a limerick that covers everything I missed on this last day of the Test.
The batters who’d been most second-guessed
Were the ones who’d so keenly impressed
Now, Bashir with his spin,
Giving England the win?
Can they play fourteen in the India Test?
