England v Zimbabwe One-Off Test, Day One Report Card

Featuring liking England, Currans, opening partnerships and defying the coach

Liking England
Grade: C

There are a lot of things I like about England (eg Douglas Adams, Monty Python, the way folks say ‘innit’ at the end of sentences). But easily my favourite thing about England (and I say this every year) is their kindness in offering those of us in Australia the magnificent gift of Test cricket during cold, winter evenings.

This yea…