England v New Zealand, First Test, Day One

Featuring focusing too much on the Ashes, keeping God busy, brainlessness and Morpheus off the long run

Focusing Too Much On The Ashes
Grade: A

Well, well, well. Another England summer dawns, and with it, Test cricket. Blessed Test cricket. Oh, sure. We got a bit of Bangladesh-Pakistan a couple of weeks ago, which was great, albeit a tad more YouTubey than I’d like. And then an Ireland-New Zealand Test last week that was effectively invisible. Now, though, …