England v India First Test, Day One Report Card
Featuring syllables, Bazball, opening stands, being needlessly horrid and Morpheus off the short run
Syllables
Grade: C+
Right. Time for the main event of the England summer - the Test series between the home side and India. As a neutral, a massive opportunity for me to annoy fans of both countries.
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