England v Australia Third ODI Report Card
Featuring Morpheus off the short run
Morpheus Off The Short Run
I was too sleepy (and too busy watching the timelier women’s T20) to watch any of this ODI.
Here’s what I missed:
Australia made 306, after being sent in
Defendable, even with Zampa too sick to bowl spin
But, oh, look,
Here’s Harry Brook
And he’s leading the way to an England DLS win
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