England v Australia Fourth ODI Report Card

Featuring Morpheus off the short run

Morpheus Off The Short Run

For the fourth match in this series, Australia braved the most feared ground in all of England. One renowned for the robust rowdiness of its roughneck residents, the cruel cacophony of its cantankerous crowd and the mean malevolence of its misanthropic members.

Yes, it’s Lord’s, where London’s least likeable lumps of loaded lard…