Champions Trophy - Australia v England Report Card

Featuring grammatical carelessness, India, Alex Carey's fielding, run deductions and Morpheus off the short run

Grammatical Carelessness
Grade: D

To the Champions Trophy, then, a tournament for which it’s difficult to muster enthusiasm, what with its random scheduling and inexplicable lack of apostrophes. Come on, people. There should be an apostrophe somewhere in there. I don’t care where - it can be either a trophy that’s contested between champion teams (a champ…