Banned For Life (Terms And Conditions Apply)

Musings on Lord’s from an anonymous former Australian Test cricketer

Well, well, well. Apparently the Lord’s toffs are letting back in the bloke they banned for life after the Bairstow stumping. Banned for life, mind you. Forever. Eternity. Until England wins a series in Australia. Except now it’s ‘Oh, we’ve changed our minds. Frightfully sorry. Do come back.’

Now, let’s get one thing straight. Alex Carey did absolutely n…