Australia v Sri Lanka Report Card

Featuring Zoomer and Skank, Zenkad, polyglots, collapsing batters and stands and screaming one's respect

Zoomer and Skank
Grade: D

A magnificent mini-battle in the World Cup so far had been Australia and England’s escalating ‘hold my beer’ challenge of who could stink up the tournament the most. (So more a ‘hold my nose’ challenge, perhaps?)

With England having lost to Afghanistan the day before, the onus was back on Australia. Would they blink? Or would they…