Australia v Pakistan Third Test Report Card, Day One
Featuring silver ducks, reverse milkshake ducks and Theo Huxtable
Silver Ducks
Grade: D-
To the SCG for David Warner’s farewell, which must have felt like a dream for the veteran opener. In particular, one of those dreams in which you’re back at high school, taking your final tests. Or one where you realise you’re out in public not wearing any clothes. Or, in Warner’s case, one where you’re in your final Test, but not w…
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