Australia v Pakistan Second Test Report Card, Day One

Featuring Boxing Day viewing and Ossie Ostrich costumes

Boxing Day Viewing
Grade: A

It is a known statistical fact that almost seventy percent of viewers of the first day of the Boxing Day Test are fans of varying degrees of cricketing knowledge and interest, relaxing on a recliner, leaning back in a blissful state of semi-somnolence, a beer at the ready while they nibble on the refrigerated remnants of sumptu…