Australia v India Fourth Test, Day One Report Card
Featuring doctoring Seuss, ramp shots, Virat Kohli's shoulder and Boxing Day afternoon nap batting
Doctoring Seuss
Grade: B+
Boxing Day at the MCG, and Pat Cummins, upon handsomely winning the toss and checking the weather forecast, immediately chose to bat first.
As it turned out, the projected 40 degree temperatures were offset, at least somewhat, by cloud cover and a blustery northerly breeze that swirled around the stadium. “It’s all renewables, tho…
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