Australia v India Second Test, Day One Report Card

Featuring handsome thumb flicks, first over messes, looming Bumrah threats, renewable energy monkeys and extending spells

Handsome Thumb Flicks
Grade: B+

The temptation, of course, was to keep watching the New Zealand v England Test, which was into its final session of day one as the first session of day one of this Test began.

But that is a fool’s temptation, and one easily resisted by the astute fan, who knows that even a coin toss between Australia and India is an event wo…