Australia v India First T20 Report Card
Featuring heptapods, Cliff Richard, recrownings and batting out your overs
Heptapods
Grade: D
With the Australian men’s T20 cricket side, held together by chewing gum and old Shane Watson guitar strings, stinking up the joint over in the men’s T20 World Cup, it felt like a perfect opportunity for the good Australian T20 team to spring into action.
By which I mean, of course, the Australian women’s T20 cricket side, led for the fi…
