Australia v England Report Card

Featuring ICC Tedious Banter Phrases rankings, sticking to your word, prop comedy and Labuschagne logic puzzles

ICC Tedious Banter Phrases Rankings
Grade: D

Before the match between Australia and England began, there were the usual tiresome clickbait headlines, driven by lingering Ashes nonsense. 

Impressively, in the official ICC Tedious Banter Phrases rankings, the phrase ‘moral victory’ has now claimed the number one spot, with sandpaper, the chucklesome topic th…