Ashes Screenplay 2025-26

In which there is talk of postponement and offers you may or may not be able to refuse

On Screenplays

Those of you who’ve been paying attention to me for a while - and, y’know, apologies if that’s the case - might recall that for the last three Ashes series I’ve written a ‘screenplay’, in which I recap each day’s events in the form of exaggerated parodic nonsense.

Some people have been asking whether I’ll do one this series. And the answer …